Do you think this is g worthy?

Or should I wear a tee shirt with it to give it that certain je ne sais quoi? This is my inspiration outfit, the one I want to wear for the wedding. This is why I don't eat the brownie.
Am I scandalous? (not about the brownie, the dress)
For the appalled, on the right we have the boxy ankle length dress with matching matronly jacket, would that be in order? Can I wear some sensible shoes with that? And a big granny corsage?

As for the smokin' hot one, I think an embellished cami would be in order, because no, I would not show the puppies like that, and no, I won't be wearing a Shade shirt with it either.

So it's up for a vote
a)smokin' hot
b)matronly(naughty if you stand with the light behind you) and yo, I can eat all the brownies I want...or
c)smokin' with a hat

Ewww!

Went to pick our sons up from a party, and a pit bull mix hurls itself onto me and plants a big wet one RIGHT ON MY MOUTH! I also know this is not the dog, but the perceived drool is depicted therein.

Auugh! I've been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get some hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine!
I guess I should be grateful it didn't rip my lips off my face. I don't even let my dog lick me, let alone 'kiss' me. And I have a froo-froo dog.

This is her nose...she needs to have her hair done and she'd never forgive me if I posted a picture of her with her poof in disarray. And no, she doesn't have multiple, wacko poofs,


just one on her coconut and one on her caboose.

It's what you call understated elegance.

Plus she doesn't drag as much mulch into the house...

Now if you will excuse me, I have to Clorox my face...

Just Call Me Linguine, or why I haven't posted in forever

Linguine,piles of shredded linguine.Shredded Mah-guine...just slap some cheese on me and I'm done.

-We got the house ready to put on the market...this would include making it look totally WOW, not just average, since the market is a little down, don't cha know...

-House sold in one day...(oh yes there is a God)

-New house won't be done until October...( that's what they tell me anyway)

-So we must live in a furnished apartment from the 27th of this month until it's done..

-Did I mention that there will be 8 of us in a 3 bedroom apartment?

-Did I mention the giant poodle too?

-This means we are packing all our things except for clothes. This is not so fun, especially with teenaged girls that don't want to part with anything.

-Having to choose all the innards and outards for the new house. This is actually pretty fun,since this is all a dream come true for me.

-Child #4 graduated with honors this past week...
Did I mention she did it in spite of having me as a Ma?

-We have 2 kids going on the Pioneer Trek in 2 weeks..
Which means we have to shop for things like bloomers and hiking boots...( that would be 4 pair of hiking boots)

-Child # 2 is getting married and it will be on the other coast...

-But I still need to plan a reception with my fried brain..

-I have had to return to work for reasons I'm not allowed to say,but I will give a hint,there will be a little something extra in the family photo at Christmas...

-Let's throw prom shopping for 2 daughters into the mix...

-I need to find 3 pair of rhinestone sandals...

-And a smokin' hot mother-of-the-groom dress..

-As of today I have lost 30 pounds...it has been so slow!!!!I still have a long way to go and it ticks me off!

-Swim team, voice lessons,keeping up with my 'wonky' son,field trips, recitals,supporting Big G and son as they run 5K's (you don't really think I'm running those, do you?)Primary....

-Somewhere in here I am supposed to pay attention to Big G.

Will somebody rub my feet???